Sometimes I think people tell me things just to test the strength of my inner monologue
What sort of response is expected when your 55 year old female boss is describing her halloween costume that she plans to wear to work and it involves a leotard and possibly a short skirt (as if she owns anything else)?
a) fake a heart attack
b) no hablo engles?por que?
c) remind her that costumes have to conform to the dress code policy. For example, if she were wearing stirrup pants, that would be ok.
d) try to look anywhere but where she’s indicating the skirt length and change the subject.
I chose option D. Unfortunately, barring a super lotto jackpot, I will be present on Friday to view it. Oh goody! Team day complete with games and crap other people have cooked that I am going to have to pretend a food allergy to get out of eating. Why must there be holidays? Just to have something for me to blog about?
